NEW TACTICAL DUCKY
NOW AVAILABLE NEAR YOU!

• The tactical ducky should be deployed when sad, into (1) shower or (1) bathtub.

• Deploy when feeling sad, if ineffective, deploy the Bonus Paper Boat Hat Accessory

FOR EMERGENCY USE
SHE SQUEAKS!

100% Cotton
Very Spooky, Very Goth
T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Hoodie

100% Cotton
Don’t sue us, Nintendo
T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Hoodie

THE
HIPPO

100% Cotton
Half camera, Half man
T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Hoodies